hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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