Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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