he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
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He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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