I want to stick my p in your. b.
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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