I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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