also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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