i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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