WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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