1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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