i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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