If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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