dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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