i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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