STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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