We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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