My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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