Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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