i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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