Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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