I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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