you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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