That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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