i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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