I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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