we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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