Ambien. No doubt about it.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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