This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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