Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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