did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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