Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I'm too high and old for this...
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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