You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I cockslap morals
I think my fart just growled at me.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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