Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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