I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
