I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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