D3 body, D1 cock
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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