I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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