i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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