Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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