Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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