Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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