Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Im part way to drunk.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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