This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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