I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
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