We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
there is puke in my bra ... again
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