At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
this boner is exhausting
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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