Can Purell be used as lube?
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I think my moral compass just broke
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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