She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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