If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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