the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Randomize
