it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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