Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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